Back when I was still in school, there was this guy

He deliberately poked his nose with the ribs of the umbrella, almost pushing them deep into his nostrils, and then gradually became addicted to it. He eventually let go of the umbrella ribs and climbed over the railing from the third floor stairs, sliding down. Later, he lost control of his strength and the umbrella ribs pierced his entire face. I sitting in the front row of the crowd could see it all clearly…